Let me get my magic wand out here and just instantly rev up a new website and guarantee that there won't be any problems or issues when it goes on line.

While I'm at it, why I don't I wave it a few more times to find a cure for cancer and AIDS, make the desert bloom in Africa, and make people never write checks as payment in supermarket express check-out lines?

Come on, folks, what did you all do to book your travel before the internet?!

Before you know it, everyone will be complaining about how on-line booking is just so dehumanizing...