Shareholder, most of us here on the CO board think you should run on to the plane, smile if the attendants bother to look at you, be thankful if your seat belt works, and if you get to your destination relatively on time, stop whining. After all, it's an airplaine, not some place where you should expect quality and service for your money.

SO forget how you like to have wine. On the plane, you'll have it like the rest of us do and be grateful we let you.