OK Air Zimbabwe elite status levels:
- Farmer Level
- you get kicked out of your seat by anyone with higher status
- Bone level
- your bags are misplaced half as often as "Ivory" level elite passengers.
- You get 1 free hot coffee spilled on your new suit
- Ivory Level
- This is Air Zimbabwe's top level for its most distinguised flyers! Inviation only issued by the President (Mugabie)
- 2 ivory plated luggage tags on qualification
- free, space available, downgrades to the cargo compartment (heated cargo compartment will require a surcharge to be paid in USD to your gate agent - space is limited)
- Access to the Presidents lounge. Please note strict entrance requirements apply - you'll know if you qualify.
- 2 complimentary drink coupons for use at Harrare's premier entertainment establishment (brothel)
- New! Seamless transfers and FF benefits for our Ivory level passengers on our high quality partner airlines: Air Koyro of North Korea and Iraqi Airways.
- free prayer beads for your flights on our airline.
(tongue firmly in cheek)