The Silver Lining to the Crappy Meal!!!
Next time you get a "Crappy Meal" remember to remove the reciept from the box. When you submit your expense report you get $7.00 for the disaster. Bluntly put your employer pays for your "crappy Meal" even though you don't.
Do 20 Trans-cons a year R/T @ $7.00 each way and you can pay for your club membership. Plus you can wash it down with a good scotch. All of which is better than a sharp stick in the eye.