Cigarman: Geez, what's with the inferiority complex?!?!?!
You already convinced me that I am a fool for staying with UA as a 100,000 mile flyer. And what CO has do to you/for highest tier flyers
should have me flying thru Newark. But I am a happy fool.
So relax, smoke a Habana (or even a Blunt

)for me and remember, sometimes a mileage run is just a mileage run