Originally Posted by LEX-LGA Commuter
I've got it! I've got it!
That's why all those Biblical dudes went barefoot or just wore sandals! There are shoe sniffers at the "pearly gates" !!
Good lord! Who knew?

Oh, crap. Does this mean that The Pearly Gates have a WTMD? That's it . . . I'm going to Hell.
On purpose.