Originally Posted by
kipper
Fair enough. But I feel like you can get good flapjacks a lot of places that aren't drunken tourist traps.

But in Punxsutawney, there are no rules. You can even decide to drive on the train tracks (which I happen to think is a pretty good rule) and then head out for some flapjacks. That's what makes Punxsutawney flapjacks a food for a God, not a food for The God, but definitely food for a God.
Sorry. Had to go there.