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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 12:47 pm
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Wally Bird
 
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Originally Posted by red456
Take a copies of the TSA's published procedures with you and wave them in the face of any screener who orders you to do something that deviates from those procedures.
Bwaahahaha

Alternatively you could go outside and p*** into the wind. Same effect.
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