Originally Posted by
steveo
A few years ago I was flying ORD-PEK in economy plus, and some dad in J class plopped his 6 year old next to me and i had to entertain him for the flight. I taught him how to make fart noises with his armpits, and gave him some coffee with lots of sugar. Revenge is sweet, I suggest you do the same rather than complaining on flyertalk.
Should've put a little Jack in his coffee
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Reminds me of what my grandfather did to me when I was 5. I was watching him make a mixed drink and he could see that I was fascinated. So, he asked me if I wanted some. I eagerly replied, "yes", and he promptly poured some whiskey into a tablespoon for me, brought it to my lips, and told me to swallow it all. It was awful, and I haven't been able to drink any alcohol to this day because of that experience. Every time I get near liquor, I get nausea.