Originally Posted by steveo

A few years ago I was flying ORD-PEK in economy plus, and some dad in J class plopped his 6 year old next to me and i had to entertain him for the flight. I taught him how to make fart noises with his armpits, and gave him some coffee with lots of sugar. Revenge is sweet, I suggest you do the same rather than complaining on flyertalk.