Mary and her husband did not leave me stranded in EWR.
I have just noted that.
Not only did they leave me unstranded, but they also left me with kosher salami on rye sandwiches and potato knishes, both of which were delicious.
On the other hand, they attempted to poison me at the suggestion of O2K, Underpressure, Cholula and other nefarious souls who inhabit this site.
Much to the great dismay of many thousands of F/Ters, they failed.