Isn't PIT dying a slow death anyways?

Hey, now some TSA fellow can bark out a list of the specials and sales at the Airmall in addition to telling people to take their shoes off, laptops out of bags, etc.!

"Please take your laptops out of their bags and place them in a bin...The GAP is offering 20% off all sweaters...do not place your shoes in the bins...shoppers don't forget to get your free Godiva chocolate bar with the purchase of a dozen Godiva chocolates..."

Hey, maybe the TSA could wear fashions and accesories from the merchants in the mall (with TSA patches etc. sewn in) so that if a passenger admired the article, the agent could refer the passenger to the appropriate shelf or rack at XYZ shop! ^