Originally Posted by
drewguy
In the strangest of coincidences, my real name is Narvik!

Originally Posted by
drewguy
...the printed name changes but the audio still had my real name.
They must not use a 'standard' text-to-speech software, but instead only go with pronunciations of well-known first names: it completely skips pronouncing my name, and just says: "Hi, congratulations...."