Originally Posted by
lincolnjkc
(for the ORD vs. EWR discussion... I hate both but ORD more. EWR my expectations are low and consistently met. ORD my expectations are low and very inconsistently me. Though I do enjoy texting my wife that I'm "out of ORDer" as the aircraft door closes

Or, talking about how low you can go, you can text her: "meet you in the seEWR"...
David
p.s. The clubs at EWR are wonderful. NOT.