Originally Posted by chicagorich
Maybe the airlines can revert to what high schools do--lol--or maybe I should say did--when I was there.
You need to get the "hall pass" to use the lavatory. Anybody caught in the aisle without the hall pass gets detention...
Funny, but also prescient.
I can just see it: TSA expands to take over "onboard" security, and your in-flight "Security Manager" barks orders like the power-hungry goon he is: Hold your bathroom pass at all times! Do not make eye contact with anyone! Do not talk to anyone! Do not spend more than three minutes in the lav... etc.
If I pay for F or J, be it with cash, miles, certs, whatever, I will damn well use any lav I please in my cabin or any behind it.