At a Christmas dinner in a Michelin 2* in the french countryside, the parents brought the two incorregables, and their supervisor.

The children went wild, running around the table, screaming at the tops of their voices. The poor parents were at a total loss.

I did my best imitation of totally insane(wife argues about imitaiton). I went over, and screemed at the parents, louder than the kids, screemed at the management. Apparently the parents were unbelievely important. Screaming at them had a phenomonal effect.

We were moved to a private dining room. I'm not proud of myself, and we did not enjoy the dinner. Next time, I will start screeming at the parents earlier, and not scream anything to the management.