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Old Mar 27, 2020, 11:00 am
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BamaVol
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Originally Posted by gfunkdave
I like my coffee like I like my men...
  • Strong and black
  • In my mouth
  • Colombian
  • Sold to me by a Colombian
  • By the sackful
  • Warmed up in less than a minute
  • Rich
  • Ground up and in the freezer
  • Thick
  • Cold and bitter
  • Mail-order
  • Easy to swallow
  • First thing in the morning

There's also the Turkish proverb, that coffee should be black as hell, sweet as love, and strong as death.
Thats hilarious. But I’m a little worried about the Dahmer-like “ground up and in the freezer”. Yikes!
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