I like my coffee like I like my men...
- Strong and black
- In my mouth
- Colombian
- Sold to me by a Colombian
- By the sackful
- Warmed up in less than a minute
- Rich
- Ground up and in the freezer
- Thick
- Cold and bitter
- Mail-order
- Easy to swallow
- First thing in the morning
There's also the Turkish proverb, that coffee should be black as hell, sweet as love, and strong as death.