Originally Posted by bdschobel
Wrong! On August 20, 2004, I was randomly selected for gate-screening before boarding Delta flight 132 from JFK to Athens. The screener did the usual wanding, then told me that he was going to touch my groin with the back of his hand. I said, "You're going to touch me there?" He said that he was. (Note that I have no metal there and his wand didn't beep. It was totally at his own initiative.)
You complain to the FSD or TSA contact center?
I stared at him in disbelief, then asked his two coworkers if this guy makes a habit of touching men there. I walked a very fine line but pretty clearly let everybody know that he was apparently homosexual and getting his jollies out of screening passengers. He was fuming, but I made my point.
Ha!
^ Well just as long as he didn't "touch your junk liberally" (bonus points for the reference). :-: