Originally Posted by MrHockey

Oh-My-God,

Are you seriously telling me that there is a thread on Pretentious er Flyertalk that is five, count em, five pages long about bottled water? You know, I signed up here to get the hidden deals on flying with Delta. I did some research on this site and the majority (90%) of the negative reviews stated the "holier than God" and "white, 1st world" problems started by posters here. I ignored that and went ahead and registered. Holy Sheet, the reviews were right! A five page long diatribe on the quality of bottled water??!! Then I had the pleasure of reading a, who knows how long, thread about how someones feelings were hurt about a gate agent in SEA, saying I was to receive a D1 seat and "rub and tug" and then changing my seat and a red coat spit on me and siding with the "rub and tug agent" then the subsequent replies stating the agent should be terminated, drawn and quartered, publicly humiliated and then questioning the mental state of said gate agent and if she/he should be institutionalized. Seriously people, this is like that scene in The Hangover where Stu says "You guys are just F'n with me" Christ people, book a flight, if you make it into first great, if not sit down and just shut the FARK up already.