We (my wife and I) loathe the BYOD "free" IFE. We would rather pay and have access to non-stale programming and even the live sports/news programming that DirectTV offers.
UC clubs just suck-across the board. In IAH, we always go to the Priority Pass lounge or Landry's instead.
Last time we flew to HNL, we were on the EWR-HNL (767-400) flight in J and the food was insufficient for such a long flight and poor in quality.
You're preaching to the choir here, Brother!