Pucci, I don't have to claim to be a true Scotsman. If you're not careful I'll post the photographic evidence, and that won't be pleasant. (Pax might like Scots crew, but do crew like Scots pax?)
And please don't mention the rugby; I'll have Kiwis on my case again.
TomCayman if you're coming to Edinburgh, a warm welcome to you, but I wouldn't shower before going to Glasgow if I were you. No-one there ever bothers washing....
Are you going to be spending your Cayman millions while you're here?
Alastair