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Old Aug 6, 2019, 3:28 pm
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lincolnjkc
 
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Smile If it's not ontime, delayed, or canceled, what is it? (Least substantive contender)

Due to fly home EWR-CLE tomorrow and having wrapped up early was looking at other options than what I have booked.

Math has never been my strongest subject but 45% (on-time) + 50% (late) + 0% (canceled) would seem to equal 95% … so what about that other 5% "abducted by aliens"? "enjoyable enhancements"?
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