If it's not ontime, delayed, or canceled, what is it? (Least substantive contender)
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If it's not ontime, delayed, or canceled, what is it? (Least substantive contender)
Due to fly home EWR-CLE tomorrow and having wrapped up early was looking at other options than what I have booked.
Math has never been my strongest subject but 45% (on-time) + 50% (late) + 0% (canceled) would seem to equal 95% … so what about that other 5% "abducted by aliens"? "enjoyable enhancements"?
Math has never been my strongest subject but 45% (on-time) + 50% (late) + 0% (canceled) would seem to equal 95% … so what about that other 5% "abducted by aliens"? "enjoyable enhancements"?
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I don't think the plane falls from the sky one flight in twenty, so maybe diverted? However, 5% still seems excessive.
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If you had a choice of CLE or somewhere else, which would you choose?
Captain: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are heading to CLE . . . Unless, you REALLY would rather go to (fill in the blank with somewhere fun and reasonably close by).”
Has as to be some explanation for that 5%.
Captain: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are heading to CLE . . . Unless, you REALLY would rather go to (fill in the blank with somewhere fun and reasonably close by).”
Has as to be some explanation for that 5%.
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If you had a choice of CLE or somewhere else, which would you choose?
Captain: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are heading to CLE . . . Unless, you REALLY would rather go to (fill in the blank with somewhere fun and reasonably close by).”
Has as to be some explanation for that 5%.
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Could be wrong though....wouldn't be the first time!
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While my post was tongue-in-cheek (as I imagine most of the replies are intended)... Is a flight that arrives A+16 or later by (DOT) definition late? If not why aren't the missing % lumped in with one-time?