I still haven’t written my review as have been so busy but I just needed to mention that one day at the main pool there was a *gasp* giant adult sized unicorn inflatable. Maldives Freak, you would have died at the sight of it. I was laughing to myself because I knew your reaction would have been pure horror and outrage
My daughter was very unimpressed with it but not for the same reasons as you - she was not happy because that inflatable was about 10x bigger than her little kid size unicorn inflatable LOL and there was serious inflatable envy going on.
Has anyone seen the movie The Fog by the way? We experienced that many days when they were fogging the island - we thought there was a fire the first day because the whole place was covered in grey smoke! They were fogging A LOT.