I’ll be flying a couple of longer flights next week and throughout June. I’ll have a seat in business on two class planes. I’ll be heading to the lav in the rear, where I’m going to promptly spend about 20 or so minutes inside, maybe longer. Then I’m going to hang out nearby chatting loudly, and whatever other annoying thing I can think of, like perhaps opening and then slamming closed some overhead bins in search of nothing.

I’ll make at least 2 trips per hour of flight to do this.

And you know why? Because I’m finally at the point where I just want to pay it back.

Hope to see you up there!