Originally Posted by j2simpso

I thought I'd share my list of tells when you know you've flown UA too often.

You know you fly UA too often when:

1. When you complain to the FA that your seat isn't E+ only to realize you're on AC
2. You get yelled at by a LH agent for boarding in zone 1 as a UA Gold
3. You attempt to sign in to United wifi whilst on Norwegian
4. You keep going to Terminal 2 of LHR even though you're flying BA today!
5. You can look at the photo of a meal tray and instantly identify if it's a UA flight or not (i.e. I don't see the the blue globe pattern on the utensil packet)
6. You wear your UA shirt on a day you aren't even travelling!
7. You try to access Channel 9
8. You are frustrated you aren't on the CPU for your domestic flight then realize you're flying AC
9. You keep looking for the Premier Access lane but can't find it at ZRH

I could keep going on ad infinitum but would love to hear your stories on this!

Safe Travels,

James