Honestly not much of a surprise, but maybe a record for brief duration? I doubted I would get shutdown by a comparatively low tier issuer when others have allowed more leeway.

1. SHUTdn by Bank, Credit Card info. (@m3x, chs3 ,c1t1 and brcl@y) Discover (it miles)
2. Length of account before closure and CL? 2 weeks, $5k
3. Average monthly account balance checking and savings? None
4. Volume of ms per month and how many months? $10k over 4 days, payment wasn’t releasing CL after second cycle
5. Cycle CL? Yes
6. Did you BP using both options? Yes WMBPs
7. Did you spell out the bank's full name in an internet forum? No