When you have to correct other passengers on the parking shuttle who ask to be dropped off at the United International terminal after it comes out in conversation they are traveling to a city UA doesn’t fly to non-stop out of SFO and break the news they must have a connection they don’t know about.

The progression from disbelief about how I could know such a thing off the top of my head to shock when they realize I’m right and the argument that ensues over who screwed up between what I assume are newly weds is priceless 😂