Never doubt the ghost of Smisek nor the ability for Kirby to suck the awesome out of the experience much like Kirby sucks the air out of a Nintendo world.

First they came after the Global Services priority check-in areas, and I did not speak out as I wasn't a Global Service member. Then they came for the soup in First Class and I did not speak out as I wasn't a First Class traveller. Then they came after the US residents with spending requirements but I wasn't a US resident. Then they came after the showers in the domestic United Clubs and there was no one left to speak for me.

Safe Travels,

James