Originally Posted by
Resonant Programmer
My seatmate:
I prefer to travel in business class since the people there are more in need of my ministry.
My headphones went on immediately, but I later learned that he was a prominent televangelist.
I think I saw this same guy in action on my way ORD > DFW a few weeks ago. I was in 2E and he was in 1F but the poor guy in 1E had to endure the wheels-up-to-wheels-down hard sell. 1E ordered 3 vodka sodas on the relatively short flight to cope.