Originally Posted by
karaoke
I don't think that's going to get you anywhere other than on a "weird crazy person" list.
I don't know of too many marketing CEOs who would actually open a package from someone they don't know, assuming you even get it to them and not to a mailroom monkey. These days, they'd probably see a tube of toothpaste, which is an "unidentified substance," and call the police.
Darn, that's a good point. I paid $4.10 for the stamp and was about to drop it off at the Post Office. I think I'll just use the stuff, given the paranoia in Corporate America these days.