Old Apr 25, 17, 10:07 am
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DeweyCheathem
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I am waiting for an enterprising airline, perhaps UA, as this seems to be right up their alley, to request to Boeing and Airbus that the call button be engineered in a manner that delivers a mild - or perhaps even not so mild - electric shock to the person who pushes it.

Alternatively, AA might request that the aircraft manufacturers implement a software enhancement to the FA call button whereby pressing it automatically decrements 500 or 1000 AAdvantage miles from the seatholder's account.

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