Now taking $9 million in pre-orders for travel on my bridge to be built from Miami to Havana. It will be called the Plastc Bridge. We expect it to be operational in two years or so. Tell all your friends on social media and be sure to send your $100 in to reserve a trip on the new bridge to my prince of an uncle in Nigeria. He should be sending you an email to pre-order your trip any day now. He also needs your social security number and bank account number to set up your pre-order account.
