Obviously, you people DON'T UNDERSTAND. This is obviously a CONSIPIRACY to DISTRACT loyal NW Elites from the new R CLASS HORROR. While we DESERVING customers sit in the BACK, NW tries to DISTRACT us from our UTTER MISERY by using humor. While you people are laughing, the SKY IS FALLING. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND I'M SITTING IN BACK ON A $175 RT TRANSCON V FARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

FC was bad enough on that $175 fare, but imagine ME SITTING IN BACK!!!!!