Originally Posted by bhatnasx
Never had the Harmonica playing captain, but I once did have an FA, as they were going through the safety procedures, say "And if you haven't ridden in a car in the past 40 years, this is called a seat belt - to operate it...."
I thought that was pretty funny.
Ahhhh.....I had a DL FA on a flight from GSP (she looked like Juliana Margulies' twin sister, BTW) begin with: "Who doesn't know how to fasten a seat belt?"