Old Jan 16, 17, 1:38 pm
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dormy
 
Join Date: Oct 2015
Programs: Hilton Diamond, Marriott Platinum
Posts: 41
Originally Posted by Fleck View Post
On this forum?

1. Act like this is the first time in history an elevator broke. Be as melodramatic as possible: You've serious mental anguish; you missed your non-GMO, gluten free snack time; you are claustrophobic (of course); you had to wee wee and believe there is bladder/urethra damage.

2. Send Marriott a bill for your time, which you have calculated per waking hour. We are all highly sought after consultants. 30 minutes for most of here starts at 1750 US.

3. Beg for points and a free stay.

Bahahaha! The Marriott I stayed in last night had a full fire alarm evacuation this morning at 8:30, fortunately turned out to be a broken sprinkler head, so no harm came to anyone. One guy was just losing it at the poor lady at the desk, screaming blue murder at her that it had ruined his stay, how was he supposed to go to his meeting when he was so distressed, he was a platinum member and would accept nothing but 75,000 points and a hand written apology. I had to say something and told him to calm down. He didnt like that....
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