Old Jan 14, 17, 11:22 am
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ehallison
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Programs: AA Gold, United Silver, SW A-list, Marriott LTT, Hyatt Explorist, Hilton Diamond
Posts: 942
Originally Posted by Fleck View Post
On this forum?

1. Act like this is the first time in history an elevator broke. Be as melodramatic as possible: You've serious mental anguish; you missed your non-GMO, gluten free snack time; you are claustrophobic (of course); you had to wee wee and believe there is bladder/urethra damage.

2. Send Marriott a bill for your time, which you have calculated per waking hour. We are all highly sought after consultants. 30 minutes for most of here starts at 1750 US.

3. Beg for points and a free stay.
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+1
I was laughing when I read the OP because I couldn't believe I was on Flyertalk and transportprof was totally happy with a 1-night upgrade.
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