http://www.theonion.com/onion3847/frequent_flyer.html

I found this a riot!
I fly a lot and I really try to avoid this attitude. The other night some guy tried to give me pointers on using the Envoy lounge before I left for CDG. He was "an expert" since he was a " gold". The tips to me were after he was finished telling the flight attendants all he knew. I am sure that the Flight attendants must have to bite their lips some times!