Originally Posted by
guv1976
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There was a (probably apocryphal) story years ago when free meals were still served in Coach on domestic flights. The hayseed passenger apparently mis-heard the flight attendant, and replied, "I'll have the possum."
But back to your issue. I would probably say something like, "How is the chicken (or pasta) prepared? I have dietary issues."
I really hate these classist, regionalist, and actually racist "jokes" and encourage folks to imagine themselves in other peoples' shoes.