<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by RustyC:
Head to Intercourse (Amish Country) and buy up all the bad-pun t-shirts.</font>
If he cannot get Intercourse, will he wind up with Blue Ball?
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Wait, let me re-phrase this correctly...
...if he cannot get
to Intercourse, will he
travel a few miles north to visit Blue Ball?
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My apologies for any misunderstanding...