Clint's VDM recipe

Pour vodka over ice.
Show it the Martini bottle for a second then remove.
Voilą - one very dry Martini.

Clint's Hangover Recipe.

Mix houmous,avocado and crispy bacon together in a toasted pitta bread.Cover with grated cheese and Lea & Perrin's Worcestershire sauce and grill.
Tastes even better if Mrs Clint Bint does the hard work.