Oh, please. You had to have an extremely rich imagination to actually see a man's profile out of this dumb rock, and the formation had already had more face lifts than Joan Rivers.

There are many wonderful and natural things to enjoy and explore in the White Mountains and in New England; the craggy rock at Franconia was not one of them.

I hope the wretched voters of New Hampshire have to pay to repaint all of their road signs.