Was on LASDTW midday last week.
Early into boarding, Agent explains we're oversold by 1.
Offers $200 Delta credit (good for 1 year). No takers.
5 mins later offers $400. No takers
5 mins later ... $600. No takers.
2 mins later $700. No takers
I minute later, "paging Jane Smith to the desk at D41"

I was amazed no one jumped on it ... I would have taken it had I been able to get home that day