For our anniversary, my wife and I decided to take advantage of Sheraton's "endless weekend" getaway at the Sheraton nearby (about 30 minutes).
As it turns out, I know the Rooms manager, so I called and asked if there was anything he could do. It was a Saturday night (in June), which is pretty popular for weddings and such, so he said he may not get us a suite, but he'd get us something.
We get the key, go to our room, and it is a business traveller's suite. My wife looked around and said, "Oh honey, a FAX MACHINE. You romantic!"
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