All these posts are very funny.
But DJLAWMAN... CMDR CATCOP asks if those posts are "G" rated?
Here's another crazy story:
My friends Steve and Joyce and I went to stay at the Palace Station in Las Vegas. I had a nice room: in the tower with king bed, basic ok room.
Their room was in the motel section. So they go to check in and it looks like a giant ashtray... there's a messy bed and bathroom, cigarette butts and empty beercans everywhere. I think there was also some newspaper for strip clubs with naked women on there.
They were furious and rightfully so, no one cleaned the room (or housekeeping took one look and said "NO WAY.")
I found A United Airlines ticket stub for Texas or Denver with the name of the dude on there (I wished I saved the ticket.. .it was a funny name!)
I said "THis must have been some wing ding party in here... and we missed it!"
If I can't say Wing Ding then please delete.