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Old Jul 23, 2015, 8:07 pm
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gfunkdave
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Originally Posted by Clint Bint
For you I think a pair of box fresh,titanium-tipped,forged from a re-cycled Rolls-Royce once owned by Joël Robuchon scissors would be the minimum requirement.
They also need fuzzy logic to ensure they have cut the bag in exactly the right angle and width for the prevailing humidity and atmospheric pressure.
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