All comedy aside, that's got nothing to do with it. High-end ex-UK leisure travellers are well-represented on FT, and the BA forum is the busiest on the site.

I suspect that the reason for the lack of info on this is due to the fact that most people would have better things to do than hang out in a pokey lounge in a tiny airport when they could be having a cold drink on Elbow beach. I seriously doubt much has changed in the way of furniture or gin selection.