SIR! "Timeless classic" does not necessarily mean "glam", not by a longshot. No, sir! I think you are trying to compare bananas and grapefruits here. You can keep your silly old timeless classic if you want, but don't come running to us the next time you want some real, live, honest-to-badness glam.

And will I really be forced to resort to a furious cross-posting frenzy to remind you of your not-in-the-so-distant-past indiscretions involving a certain plum VP assignment at TAROM?

Behave. Or else.