Yoshi212,
I was automatically in business class on the return. The agent yelled over to his colleague, "I have another one in business." I'm not entirely sure how their system works (or doesn't work.)

I'm willing to bet money that I had a much more religious upbringing that Mr. and Miss Airport Security. And I would dare them to recite the prayer for mourning. Betcha they know the first two words. Check minus.